St. Patrick's Day

I am almost positive that this video represents the amount of knowledge about St. Patrick's day held by everyone I know who will be at the bars at 6 in the morning when they open next Wednesday. Did you know that he wasn't even Irish, and that it's not even a traditional Irish holiday but in fact one that manifested from Irish-American immigrants way back when trying to establish some sort of solidarity with each other? Did you? I sure didn't.